I’ve always felt ambivalent about holidays. As I child I longed for a self-contained holiday 220px-Bobbsey_Twins_-_Gutenberg like going to the Beacon Isle or Eight Bells for a week. I didn’t even know what Eight Bells was, but it sounded like the kind of place that the Bobbsey twins would visit.

However, my parents took me to Titties Bay, where my dad drove the kombi along the beach and it got stuck on the soft sand. As the car was being sucked out to sea, my mother and I run around screaming for help from the locals. Even then, it struck with force how quickly things could turn disastrous and how holidays are not always as peaceful and relaxing as one wishes them to be.

Going away has always made me homesick. I don’t know why. I feel a sense of sadness that everything familiar has gone. It feels permanent.

Briefly, in my twenties, this homesick feeling disappeared and I went on a rage of holidays / conferences. My main requirement was to find someone or something that would fly me somewhere. I attended a liberalism seminar in some rural spot in Germany. Most of the attendees were men from South America. I have very good memories of that time, although there was a much older man who kept trying to buy me a bathing costume. This struck me, even then in my early twenties, as a misguided ambition.

I remember going to Tokyo twice  and Malaysia once. In Malaysia, I swam by myself in a hotel swimming pool while a huge electrical storm, booming thunder and lightning, strutted through the sky. I also tried to fly to Canada for a psychology conference and had got as far as Manchester when 9/11 happened. I was at my brother and watched the thing unfold on the internet and TV. At one point we went to Blackpool and rode the longest (or was it the highest?) roller coaster in the world.

Could it be that holidays are best enjoyed alone?

Says Alain de Botton in The Art of Travel: “It seemed an advantage to be traveling alone. Our responses to the world are crucially moulded by whom we are with, we temper our curiosity to fit in with the expectations of others…Being closely observed by a companion can inhibit us from observing others; we become taken up with adjusting ourselves to the companion’s questions and remarks, we have to make ourselves seem more normal than is good for our curiosity.”

Lastly, here’s a French philosopher giving an impromptu analysis of the holiday:

Interview – Good Book Appreciation Society

Here’s an interview we did with the Good Book Appreciation Society in real time over one hour. There were two of us, one computer – and two screaming children running around the house. We squabbled, held kids on our lap and fought for possession of the laptop. Lots of fun, although sometimes we miss a question or a get a bit confused – and sometimes other people chime in. We were interviewed by esteemed SA author Steven Boykey Sidley.

Steven Sidley: I had thought to ask each of you questions separately, but that started to seem dumb, so unless I address a specific question to one of you, I will let you fight it out, or both feel fee to answer. OK?

Greg Lazarus Sounds great, Boykey. We’re always up for a fight.

‪Steven Sidley Before I talk about the book, this is for Greg, mano a mano – I have got to get to the bottom of this – Kate and I started a play about 2 years and were basically nearly divorced after 2 pages. We finally got it together this year, but only by carefully separating writing tasks and swallowing great gobs of pride and biting our tongues. Who does what in your books and why are you not divorced yet?

Greg Lazarus We are already arguing and have just swapped chairs so hang on…

Greg: We take turns writing sections, and then pass the evolving draft back and forth millions of times. Divorce – I hadn’t thought of that. It would certainly be good publicity. I didn’t think I had that option.

‪Steven Sidley Threats are always good – like – whadddya mean that joke is not funny? I divorce you I divorce you I divorce you

‪Greg Lazarus Actually, writing is the one area we don’t fight about, for some reason. It’s our respite from marital combat.

‪Steven Sidley If my questions seem long, it is not because I am a fast typist – I was very diligent, and prepared them before. Here goes – stand by

Greg Lazarus Though we have noticed that our books seem to be about conflict and the struggle for power, among other things.

‪Steven Sidley Now I have to tell you that I thought that the book was funny and clever and tightly plotted and the characters were salty and unusual and I cared what happened to them, including the thief. This is not a question really, just a compliment

Greg Lazarus Coming from you, Boykey, we really appreciate the compliment. Though actually we appreciate all compliments.

‪Steven Sidley So the first thing that struck me about this book was the Maltese Falcon – a dangerous quest to acquire object of value. But then it spun off into multiple overlapping plot lines – a sweet, slightly overweight protag with a collapsing life, a dysfunctional family far away from the action (in Amsterdam), a lesbian affair, the re-appearance of an unknown daughter subplot, the world of judo, an animal rights subplot, and a most surprising and riveting underpin in the form of letters written in 1793 that interweaves with the current Cape Town main plot. All of this sounds complicated, but it all fits perfectly together in a sort of joyous tapestry. Did you guys do acid before working out the plot? Or did you sit together for 6 months and gingerly connect all the pieces? Or did it unravel itself under your pens?

‪Corinna Beamish I am busy working, so will post my first [!] question here now, if you don’t mind – or I might forget it! I am intrigued by people who write a book in conjunction with someone else. I have participated in Round Robin writing where one either pairs off and writes to and fro with someone else or in a larger group. It produced some weird stories and scenarios. I am interested to hear each of your thoughts on what working as a team brings to the books you write?

Greg Lazarus ‪Steven, we had certain obsessions we wanted to work out. For example, what to do about midlife sense of failure, the outrageous treatment of animals, sex and slavery in the eighteenth century Cape…and they sort of came together in the book, because in our minds they were also running together. We also worked hard on the characters – it was important to us that they felt real and that readers would care about them.

‪Steven Sidley So you plotted it all out first? Like covering one of the whole walls from the detective shows with themes and names and arrows?

‪Greg Lazarus ‪Corinna, working as a team helps us to produce a varied group of characters and voices. But we do need to work hard on plot and coherence. Over time we begin to inhabit the same imaginary world – and then it flies. But before that, it’s a slog. Like dealing with that pushmi-pullyu in Dr Doolittle.

Greg Lazarus ‪Steven, one day we may be that organised. But actually we often had quite vague ideas and just moved forward to see what would happen. One writer compared this process to driving through the fog in a car. You can only see a little way forward in the headlights, but you can take a long journey that way. And then there are the many, many revisions after the first draft.

‪Steven Sidley Somebody asked me what the book was about, so I said – it is about this sweet middle aged unambitious guy about to get fired from a job he hates and then he finds out that he has a judo-loving animals rights activist daughter that he doesn’t know about and meanwhile there is the Dutch lady who had a criminal father who she loves, who gets sent to CT to steal….and also there is this old hippie who owns a building ….but in the end it is a book about… (you get to fill in the blank here – imaging you are doing a high concept pitch)

Greg Lazarus A book about…deciding what’s worth fighting for, and finding the courage to do it.

‪Steven Sidley Perfect. As a reader, that’s what I got. Note to readers – the book is filled with outrageous scene after outrageous scene. I completely loved the very small vignette of a socialist coffee shop with the irritable waitress, I laughed out loud at the utterly absurd first meeting of Hersch and Surita. The hospital scene. The spiritual insurance fraudster Twersky and his homilies. The chicken battery break-in. It reminded me of early Tarantino films, in which every scene was its own gem. Did you think film when you wrote this?

Greg Lazarus We’ve just done another chair swap so hang on…

I don’t think we thought film – we don’t watch many films. They are too long for our attention span and our shortened nights (we’ve got two small and restless children). However, we watch a lot of tv and have definitely been influenced by the American series in this golden age – Wire, Deadwood, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, etc. Also, we were influenced by our extended families and memories of childhood. Someone once said that a writer is someone who looks back on childhood and thinks ‘What the hell was that?’

‪Steven Sidley HBO TV you mention series are (for Kate and I) like the second coming, I agree. Talk to me about the judo (note to reader – the protag’s daugher is into judo at the highest levels). I learned a great deal about judo. WHo does judo? Lisa or Greg? One of you has to do judo, because it was too authentic to have been paper researched. And I have to know who in order to know who not to piss off.

Greg Lazarus  Greg does judo. For several years, and very badly. He always finds it exhausting. And the two of us are about to try a class in wielding a broadsword. Greg says he always expected to marry a woman adept with a medieval weapon. warrior

Greg has his judo classes at home, in the lounge. His screams and heavy falls disturb the toddler, who comes rushing to Lisa for reassurance.

‪Steven Sidley Wielding a broadsword?????? Sounds like some weird sexual perversion. Greg and Lisa – (note to reader- this writing team is a Philosophy academic (Greg) and Pyschologist (Lisa)). The characters are all complex, and all somewhat psychologically damaged (like the rest of us), and many of them sprout all manner of philosophical comment, sometimes deeply buried in dialogue. Tell me about the effect of your other careers on your writing and your characters.

There will be some interesting future therapy sessions for Joshua. ‘ my Dad just used to fall down and scream a lot’

Greg Lazarus  Lisa’s career has been terrific for writing. Psychology makes you attuned to people’s quirks, and happy to accept a gap between what they say and what they are. Philosophy…well, Greg feels he has to shrug off his philosophy manner when we writes, because philosophy emphasises highly explicit, didactic, unambiguous writing which can make for dreadful fiction. There aren’t many philosopher-fiction writers – though Iris Murdoch was a great exception, and one of Greg’s heroes. 

Broadswords, Steven – you must try a class with Kate. Nothing like a long steel blade for getting marital tensions truly out into the open.

‪Steven Sidley Ha ha, Long steel blade, the mind boggles with….never mind. I have 2 psychologists in 3 books – best device to probe a character. Anyway… I found the 1793 letters fascinating. The book would have worked without them, but for me they added considerable depth because they were so contra-genre, and left me wanting to know more. How did this all come about, and did you both do special research about the slave trade for this book (even though it is a very small part of the book)? (And perhaps a book about the 1793 characters sometime in the future?)

Greg Lazarus Basically, our books will be helpful for both our children one day. No need to spend years getting their therapists up to date. They can just come into the first session and hand over the stack.

Yeah, therapists make for great fictional characters. For one thing, one thinks of them potentially as magicians, demons, charlatans. The Menno strand from 1793 began life as a short story and was then significantly changed for melding into the novel. We read a lot of letters from the late eighteenth century. It’s highly entertaining to read about Europeans complaining about the laziness, complacency and illiteracy of people at the Cape, but acknowledging that they’re good horsemen. Nothing has changed. The language of our letters was an interesting challenge: we wanted something flashier, more modern than you’d really see in the eighteenth century. So we made Menno quite an unusually driven and unconventional young man.

Sorry that took a while. We began to fight again.

‪Steven Sidley Those letters are fabulous – request from interviewer – more from Menno please, I was completely riveted. I wanted to read the first sex scene between Menno and his object of desire, but alas. OK- now the writing relationship. Greg and Lisa, when you are busy on a book do you talk about anything else? Like – ‘how was you day, sweetheart’ or ‘we need to get the car serviced’ or ‘OMG we forgot Paige Nick’s birthday’? Do you run dialogue with each other?

Greg Lazarus We’d also like to hear more from Menno. We sometimes get fond of our characters and put them in again. Tversky first appeared in our previous novel, When in Broad Daylight I Open My Eyes, and we felt we needed more advice from the old rogue, so he went into Paradise too. When we are busy on a book, what do we talk about? Well. ‘The little one needs another nappy change.’ ‘God, I’m exhausted.’ ‘I’ve had a day beyond. Just beyond.’ ‘I’ve been up since three this morning.’ ‘Where are your five hundred words?’ ‘I just can’t anymore.’ And so the books get written. Someone once said to us, ‘Wow – a psychologist and a philosopher who write fiction! How fascinating your conversations must be!’ No.

‪Steven Sidley Ha. Who is more sensitive to criticism? I bet it is Greg. When Kate criticised my dialogue I wrote off for a brochure from the Thai mail-order bride company and sulked for a month.

Greg Lazarus Is that brochure online?

‪Steven Sidley And now the great unanswerable question. Why do we do this? Why do you do this? Why do you write novels? After all, you have other careers. In which there is real respect and money and little chance of humiliation and despair. Unlike writing novels

Greg Lazarus We don’t criticise each other at all in the first draft. We try to let it flow freely. As the drafts go on, we become more and more critical. By the end, we are incredibly harsh and cutting with each other. But by then, it doesn’t feel like one person’s work – it’s the work of that corporate entity Greg Lazarus. As for external criticism, harsh reviews cut to our soul like sulphuric acid. We have a list.

‪Steven Sidley Oh, the list. I have a list too. I bet it is the same people. I imagine exquisite tortures, fantasise public humiliations. Great characters in this book. Greg – are you anything like Hersch? I have met Lisa, but I don’t think I have met you. Are you a large, well muscled, slightly overweight, quite good looking, ex-surfer, once worked in real estate, flunked out of Accounting sort of guy?

Greg Lazarus What else are we going to do with our time? While we complain about how hard and thankless it is to write novels – and yes, somehow endlessly humiliating! – we also never feel that we are wasting our time. It’s something that fulfils us, and we hope that some readers will be absorbed or satisfied. We’ve both always loved reading fiction, and so writing fiction feels like we’re bringing something to the party. Also, we love hanging out with writers. An amusing, debauched bunch, with the acuity of psychologists but not the moral compass.

‪Steven Sidley Hanging out with writers – a joy indeed. We are near the end of the interview, so I have to get this in – Another Greg Lazarus book in the works? Anybody secretly thinking of going solo? (you may lie when you answer this).

(note to self – steal the Lisa idea for a book about a psychologist without a moral compass)

Penny De Vries: I am halfway through this book so think I’ll read the interview later. Enjoying it immensely

Greg Lazarus Thank you Penny. We cherish compliments! Our last one was from someone who said that Broad Daylight was the greatest book ever written, surpassing even Somerset Maugham in its style. We thought: finally, a discerning critic. Only to discover, on looking him up, that he was writing from a mental institution. In this field, you take what you get and you don’t get upset, as our children’s teachers tell them.

‪Steven Sidley Once again team – bravo. Look forward to breaking bread with you if anybody ever invites us to CT again.

Greg Lazarus Yes, another Greg Lazarus book in the works. This one will definitely feature a broadsword. More than that, we’re still arguing.

And thank you so much, Steven, for your excellent and stimulating questions. It’s an honour to be interviewed by such an accomplished writer.

Bea Reader Massive thanks to Steven Sidley for driving this conversation of many voices with such ease and characteristic lightness of touch. Click here to check out Steven Sidley’s latest novel, Imperfect Solo.http://www.kalahari.com/Books/Imperfect-Solo_p_48079288

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Some thoughts on boredom

I’m prone to boredom. When I was in therapy, I was told by my therapist that my boredom was really camouflaged depression. In fact, I think boredom and depression are different. But then there were lots of things my therapist and I didn’t agree on. snoopy

I do know that boredom is the opposite of Flow, the hip psychological state described by  the unpronounceable Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi (gosh – he does look like a happy fellow!) that was all the rage some years back. When you’re in flow, time ceases to have meaning and you are filled with an energised focus. Children seem capable of getting into a state of flow quite easily; adults not so much. When you’re bored, time lengthens and creeps, and you have no focus.

Statistically, boredom is more common among men and people with brain injuries or certain psychotic disorders. I was surprised to hear that. I would have thought that a psychosis, a complete break from reality, would mitigate against boredom, which seems to be about the experience of events happening on an endless loop – a kind of Groundhog Day feeling that is very much reality-based. Boredom feels like a function of too much reality.

I know that when I feel bored and I’m writing then what I’m writing is generally not very good. If it’s boring me, then it’s likely to bore other people as well. But F. Scott Fitzgerald says something useful about this. He says: “Boredom is not an end product, is comparatively rather an early stage in life and art. You’ve got to go by or past or through boredom, as through a filter, before the clear product emerges.” I agree with him. You have to push through boredom when writing, instead of giving up, I think.  He also says that it’s a product of an early stage of life – could children be more capable of experiencing both boredom and flow? I certainly remember great stretches of boredom during childhood.

I don’t understand why boredom isn’t more frequently researched. You’ll find endless studies on depression and anger and paranoia, but not boredom.  I once read part of a book on boredom (before I got bored), which said that this affliction is most likely to hit after lunch, for reasons of physiology. I like biological explanations – they’re simple.

Tolstoy defined boredom as “the desire for desires”. This is very poetic and clever. It also lends boredom a measure of dignity, which I appreciate. Usually there is something shameful about boredom, as though a person does not have enough inside herself to stay interesting or interested.

In contrast to Tolstoy, my mother says that she is never bored (I’m assuming Tolstoy experienced boredom  if he could define it so nicely). Her line – and I remember it from childhood – is that you can’t be bored if you have books to read. I’ve used this line on my own children. They find it equivalently enraging.